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[knowlogram]

[Come talk to or shout at your lovely IOU Counselor. His door is always open, unless someone else is already inside.]

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Comments

[nonotlikethis]

What do you mean, "expecting to look like this"?

[??? SIR????]

[knowlogram]

This is how you look in the Reaper's Game right?

[nonotlikethis]

I mean, yes. My appearance was my price for entry, but wouldn't it have been easier to put me back in my own body?

[knowlogram]

...Yes. Yes it would have. But it would've kind of weirded you out at first, right?

[nonotlikethis]

I guess? But it's - this isn't me. Am I always going to look like this? Even if I wanted to meet Eri again badly enough to kill, I couldn't meet her looking like this.

[knowlogram]

...If you make it out of here, you'll look normal. Promise.

[nonotlikethis]

But that doesn't make any sense! How would you even manage that?

[knowlogram]

...Photoshop.

[nonotlikethis]

That's not how - [Wait. Give her a sec.] Hubert, are we physically here?

[knowlogram]

[There's another pause.]

Yes. Of course. Where else would you be? That would just be ridiculous.

[nonotlikethis]

Hubert, I'm not stupid! Everything here is video game themed. [She crosses her arms.] Is this virtual reality?