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[knowlogram]

[Come talk to or shout at your lovely IOU Counselor. His door is always open, unless someone else is already inside.]

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[knowlogram]

Oh. Oh! Really?

[He looks absolutely DELIGHTED, and also like he might cry.]

No one's ever wanted to- okay! OKAY! One second!

[He hurriedly moves around the desk as the lights in the office dim. One wall lights up with a large slide titled "WHY ME NO AM REMEMBER GOOD: Playing God For Fun And Profit".]

Okay, so the brain stores memories as-

[Just. Imagine an incredibly long and impossible to follow technical lecture that probably involves a few stretches of Hubert just saying "Science! Science science science, science, science science-" a few times.]

[losesticks]

[ ...He doesn't feel like that answered his questions AT ALL, but if he admits that he'll probably just look like he's too dumb for science. Also he'd... actually maybe feel a little bad implying that this presentation wasn't useful after all that excitement. ]

...Huh. Okay.

[knowlogram]

Great!

[The last slide here is just a solid page of dense nonsense-equation and chemical formula.]

Any questions?

[losesticks]

Well, uh... not about this specifically, I guess?

[ He kind of has a headache from looking at all that text; he can't even think about the content clearly enough to form any intelligent questions about it.

...But you know what, it would be pretty cool to do something like a presentation on the history of Nia Khera or on why Hiro sucked in a format like that. ]

What did you call that thing again?

[knowlogram]

Powerpoint! One of the greatest and most powerful presentation tools ever invented. ...Do you wanna see it again?

[losesticks]

Nnnno, I think I'm good on that. I was just thinking it would be cool to make one sometime? Is that a thing we can do on the computers here?

[knowlogram]

Ooh, definitely! I mean, not the ones that are available now, but I'll see what I can do about getting them in some of the new rooms.

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[losesticks]

All right, thanks!

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[losesticks]

[ ... ]

Still very mad about the messing with my memories thing though, for the record!! So, you know, don't think your neat presentation tips will get you off the hook!