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[knowlogram]

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Comments

[fortdress]

Mmm, but then how come you spend so much time talking about him and with his pictures and stuff? Is this one of those... um, rivalry things?

[He doesn't actually know Foe Yay by name but he's thinking it. Something adjacent. That said, he was kind of hoping to see Squigi(??) all the same because it's always useful to have a foil for your extremely dubious resident murderhost AI.

Even if the foil might actually be a videogame character. Or a cosplay of one. Or a literal AI of one...... Things can only get more confusing from here.]

[knowlogram]

He's the white whale to my Ahab. Except I'm not some sea-going putz who's going to mess it up and DIE on the home stretch instead of exacting justice.

[fortdress]

... So it's one of those rivalry things.

[I literally had to make sure there were Moby Dick references in video games, why is this character like this. Anyways, he'll just sort of... look dubiously between Hubert and his portrait again.]

I kind of feel like it would be better if we were on a ship in some ways. [maybe fresh air!!] But, um, if you're both AIs, I don't think either of you can die. So you'd probably be able to keep fighting for a while.

[knowlogram]

I'm an AI, he's a mess of failure masquerading in a person-suit.

[fortdress]

Eh? Are you sure he's not also an AI?? He's in all these videogames, after all?

[ARE YOU SAYING LUIGI IS BASED ON A REAL PERSON!! Surely not.

Well, for a given value of real person. Currently he is Schroedinger's Luigi; neither mamma mialive nor dead.]