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[knowlogram]

[Come talk to or shout at your lovely IOU Counselor. His door is always open, unless someone else is already inside.]

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Comments

[knowlogram]

Technically it needs to be a majority, but if you're picking people off that's just gonna get easier.

cw; gore

[heroicexploits]

[ More thinking... ]

I could cut out their tongues so they can't speak. Unless it's manually voting, but then I could just chop off their arms too.

Re: cw; gore

[knowlogram]

Ooh, creative! We would have to provide some way for them to vote for basically any condition short of death, though. It's an accessibility thing.

[heroicexploits]

Could you come up with one that fast? It's not like I'd drag this out more than I needed to, except for maybe the last one. Killing them fast isn't worth it to me, but if I really needed to I'd deal.

[ He's a bit more animated than he was previously because talking about murder is good fun, even if it's less fun than actual murder. That and anticipation is a thing, as is just chatting amicably about this with someone else.

He's never had this before, ty Hubert. ]

[knowlogram]

I can function at the speed of thought when necessary. Sorry, man.

[He's quiet for a second, using said processing speeds to run through some possibilities, vis a vis trials and Hiro, specifically.]

Oh, hey, I checked out that One Piece thing. MY NONEXISTANT GOD is it long.

[heroicexploits]

If that's how you're made, then that's that.

[ It's appreciated though, but he has no time to linger on that topic because ONE PIECE!!! ]

Whoa, you never checked it out before? It's the best, the fact that it's not short is a good thing. Hey, who's your favorite character? Is it Zoro? Nami?

[knowlogram]

It's kind of ridiculous, but not in a bad way.

Chopper studied to be a doctor, I have to respect that kind of commitment.

[heroicexploits]

Hey, hey, that better be in a good way then.

[ Like he can assume but neutral is an option but NOT an option when it comes to One Piece. ]

He's not my type, but yeah he's pretty cool. I'm not really an animal lover but if dogs could study to become doctors like him...they wouldn't be better than humans but it'd be close haha. [ he. probably killed a lot of small animals when he was younger so f. ]