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[knowlogram]

[Come talk to or shout at your lovely IOU Counselor. His door is always open, unless someone else is already inside.]

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Comments

[eudaimonikos]

Oh, definitely. I don't even know who it is they take up there, we've got all the famous ones.

[And he definitely isn't going to think any harder about that until like, season 3]

Right - I think I told someone I'd ask you for plants. I'm asking you for plants. [He sounds like he doesn't care at all, because he doesn't, but it's worth asking! Only helps his image if he gets some.]

[knowlogram]

Just any kind of house plants, or like a greenhouse or something?

[eudaimonikos]

[Shrug!]

Are room requests a thing?

[knowlogram]

Minor spoiler, but if you guys survive long enough there'll be more space unlocked. Kind of like an achievement, only with murder.

[eudaimonikos]

Oh, that's fun! I've been going nuts in this place - I don't usually have a bunch of humans crawling all over me unless I'm, you know, actively torturing them. And that's not crawling so much as it is.......oozing?

[knowlogram]

Do souls ooze? I thought that was just, like, a Ghostbusters thing.

[eudaimonikos]

Oh, they basically take the forms of their old bodies, in the afterlife. Full of juices.

[knowlogram]

...Why is biology so gross at literally every stage of life and death.

[eudaimonikos]

They're hideous beings, Hubert, I don't know what to tell you.

[knowlogram]

Fascinating, disgusting beings. It's like some kind of cruel cosmic balance to having such interesting minds.

[eudaimonikos]

Ugh, it really is. They're so much more interesting than most demons - I mean, don't get me wrong, we're absolutely the superior beings. But so stodgy! At least humans do new things sometimes...

[knowlogram]

Free will's a heck of a drug, man.

[eudaimonikos]

Well - we have free will, too. That's just human theology, that they're the only ones with it. So self-centered!

[knowlogram]

Oh, is all the bureaucracy not just- built in?

[eudaimonikos]

No more than human bureaucracy. It was all set up by the people in charge when humans started coming in. I wasn't involved, of course, I'm nowhere near that important - but no, we had existences before humanity.